dangerous livestock are mere steps away from existing. we are inventing suitable warnings as you read.

dangerous livestock: not a good name, not an apt name, not any sort of name at all/we will most likely change it, we were sick on buses for a while, but that led to too obvious jokes

obvious jokes are for the underclasses.

we are superior. kind of. we are superior to many things. (whilst having very low self-esteem, it may not show, but yes)

to get the correct view of this page, you should imagine that it is swathed in a thick fog of dry ice.

we don't plan to use it, but we believe that it would look nice. monitorsmokegenerators can not be far away

the fancy text experiment is extraneous. when dictated each wordt will sound the same. this is undesirable.

we plan to market dangerous livestock products, lovingly handcrafted by fetishists. love makes the world go round. (see it spin)

that's the lathe.

woodwork.

DANGEROUS LIVESTOCK
who feature two ex-members of positive shrew
(who never really went anywhere)
howEVER, dangerous livestock will. possibly.

J Guitarist 2 hopes that DANGEROUS LIVESTOCK will serve as a platform for his unintelligible poetry

he is cautioned not to call it poetry

                          nobody cares, really.

care is beginning to appear.

J Guitarist 2 is suitably concerned

O Guitarist has also been writing poetry
O Guitarist wrote a poem
the hills are alive with the sound of ambivalence as to whether he will use them in DANGEROUS LIVESTOCK 
It willl not be used.

we may have another rhythm section. L Drummer has deserted us to play with a proper band who no longer exist
they were quite good

J Bassist, has this to say of her situation

Yay! I'm in a band! So, if the Dangerous Livestock website still says I'm
in limbo, you can change it now, thankyouverymuch :) We're soooooo good. We
don't have a name yet, though.

collaboration seems mildly optimistic. we are the inverse. we are the looking glass.

    our hair is bad. this increases the LIVESTOCK

we are very fond of the concept of collaboration. this is because we cannot play properly.

not playing properly is generally a good thing.

NOT PLAYING PROPERLY IS HAZARDOUS. PLAY WRONG BUT WELL. THERE IS A LINE BETWEEN UN-WELL AND RIGHT UN-WELL AND WRONG AND WELL AND RIGHT. IT IS A GUITAR STRING. THE GUITAR STRING IS A SWORD OF DAMOCLES.
WE FEEL NO FEAR OF MYTHIC REFERENCES.
THIS IS PROG-ROCK.
WE ARE ACTUALLY ELVES.
WE ARE NOT ACTUALLY ELVES.

all you need is OPENMINDEDNESS and ENTHUSIASM

and some other lesser factors

GUNS. metaphorical.

all you need is love. or a lathe

GUNS. metaphorical.

scene, the lovers, making a clay pot.

but our new rhythm section features potentially R + D Bassist and/or Drummer (thrillingly they are also guitarists, and can potentially SING)

however, that fucks up the naming thing entirely

                           nobody cares, really.

D GUITARIST
J GUITARIST 2
O PERCUSSION
R BASSIST

with such abandon we'll succeed. we are yellow on navy blue. metaphorical.
 
As seems to be a recurring theme, the rhythm section are related (sisters)

and O Guitarist is involved with D Bassist/Drummer/Guitarist  THE RING WILL BE USED TO DAZZLE AUDIENCE MEMBERS. YOU WILL BE CHOSEN.

(yes, we are still acrid, vague and empty, by the way)

an equation.
J Guitarist 2's record collection/J Guitarist 2's musical talent=very little except a lot of NOISE(not that this is necessarily a bad thing)

j guitarist 2's COCK VACUUM will be louder.

GATHER TO THE BEAT OF LOVE

writing large is exciting and attention grabbing. this is a secret. shouting too is good. whispers are less good. this is elementary. WE ARE DEFINITE.

the idea is to have a drony guitar, and a discordant sharpy guitar (we are very technical)

it should sound fucking ugly and it should hurt. but still exude energy. J Guitarist 2 has abandoned his plans to use his atonal highnotes as an intrinsic part of the music.

J Guitarist 2 is devoid of dress sense. He therefore is not permitted to 'front'.

catch us early before his voice fades away

DANGEROUS LIVESTOCK must discover a suitable front among their number.
some keyboard noise will not go amiss either

DANGEROUS LIVESTOCK will never be in a chilled mood.

we are interested, to paraphrase the late buckley, in the rapist white noise of the world.

WE APOLOGISE FOR THE USE OF THE WORD 'COCK' ABOVE

greynoisegreynoise dive in-to begin, to realise-recognise (it's marginal/sinister, just there, turn on the light)

(excerpt from 'To Begin')

 however, since ROCK GUITAR in J Guitarist 2's
 ears is pretty FUCKING VILE(if used in a normal manner)