dangerous livestock are mere steps away from existing. we are inventing suitable warnings as you read.
dangerous livestock: not a good name, not an apt name, not any sort of name at all/we will most likely change it, we were sick on buses for a while, but that led to too obvious jokes
obvious jokes are for the underclasses.
we are superior. kind of. we are superior to many things. (whilst having very low self-esteem, it may not show, but yes)
to get the correct view of this page, you should imagine that it is swathed in a thick fog of dry ice.
we don't plan to use it, but we believe that it would look nice. monitorsmokegenerators can not be far away
the fancy text experiment is extraneous. when dictated each wordt will sound the same. this is undesirable.
we plan to market dangerous livestock products, lovingly handcrafted by fetishists. love makes the world go round. (see it spin)
that's the lathe.
who feature two ex-members of positive shrew
(who never really went anywhere)
howEVER, dangerous livestock will. possibly.
J Guitarist 2 hopes
that DANGEROUS LIVESTOCK will serve as a platform for his unintelligible
he is cautioned not to call it poetry
nobody cares, really.
care is beginning to appear.
J Guitarist 2 is suitably concerned
O Guitarist has also
been writing poetry
O Guitarist wrote a poem
the hills are alive with the sound of ambivalence as to whether he will use them in DANGEROUS LIVESTOCK
It willl not be used.
we may have another
rhythm section. L Drummer has deserted us to play with a proper
band who no longer exist
they were quite good
J Bassist, has this to say of her situation
Yay! I'm in a band!
So, if the Dangerous Livestock website still says I'm
in limbo, you can change it now, thankyouverymuch :) We're soooooo good. We
don't have a name yet, though.
collaboration seems mildly optimistic. we are the inverse. we are the looking glass.
our hair is bad. this increases the LIVESTOCK
we are very fond of the concept of collaboration. this is because we cannot play properly.
not playing properly is generally a good thing.
NOT PLAYING PROPERLY IS HAZARDOUS.
PLAY WRONG BUT WELL. THERE IS A LINE BETWEEN UN-WELL AND RIGHT UN-WELL
AND WRONG AND WELL AND RIGHT. IT IS A GUITAR STRING. THE GUITAR STRING
IS A SWORD OF DAMOCLES.
WE FEEL NO FEAR OF MYTHIC REFERENCES.
THIS IS PROG-ROCK.
WE ARE ACTUALLY ELVES.
WE ARE NOT ACTUALLY ELVES.
all you need is OPENMINDEDNESS and ENTHUSIASM
and some other lesser factors
all you need is love. or a lathe
scene, the lovers, making a clay pot.
but our new rhythm section features potentially R + D Bassist and/or Drummer (thrillingly they are also guitarists, and can potentially SING)
however, that fucks up the naming thing entirely
nobody cares, really.
J GUITARIST 2
with such abandon
we'll succeed. we are yellow on navy blue. metaphorical.
As seems to be a recurring theme, the rhythm section are related (sisters)
and O Guitarist is involved with D Bassist/Drummer/Guitarist THE RING WILL BE USED TO DAZZLE AUDIENCE MEMBERS. YOU WILL BE CHOSEN.
(yes, we are still acrid, vague and empty, by the way)
J Guitarist 2's record collection/J Guitarist 2's musical talent=very little except a lot of NOISE(not that this is necessarily a bad thing)
j guitarist 2's COCK VACUUM will be louder.
GATHER TO THE BEAT OF LOVE
writing large is exciting and attention grabbing. this is a secret. shouting too is good. whispers are less good. this is elementary. WE ARE DEFINITE.
idea is to have a drony guitar, and a discordant sharpy guitar (we are
it should sound fucking ugly and it should hurt. but still exude energy. J Guitarist 2 has abandoned his plans to use his atonal highnotes as an intrinsic part of the music.
J Guitarist 2 is devoid of dress
sense. He therefore is not permitted to 'front'.
catch us early before his voice fades away
DANGEROUS LIVESTOCK must discover a suitable front
among their number.
some keyboard noise will not go amiss either
DANGEROUS LIVESTOCK will never be in a chilled mood.
we are interested, to paraphrase the late buckley, in the rapist white noise of the world.
APOLOGISE FOR THE USE OF THE WORD 'COCK' ABOVE
greynoisegreynoise dive in-to begin, to realise-recognise (it's marginal/sinister, just there, turn on the light)
(excerpt from 'To Begin')
since ROCK GUITAR in J Guitarist 2's
ears is pretty FUCKING VILE(if used in a normal manner)