King Of The Real Man

Appears on:
Freak CD1

               You want to kill me 'cause you think I'm gay
               You wanna stick a broken glass in my face
               'Scuse me - you're out with your mates
               Sex and violence - one in the same

               Real men scrubbed up shiny clean
               Looking for action
               Real man fancies me

               The football-drinking-lager-swilling
               pockets-fiddling-neolithic
               King of the real men
               Is looking into my eyes
               King of the real men
               Is whispering my surprise
               He's gonna take me home tonight
               Show me what it's all about
               "I'm gonna screw you up alright"
               The King of the real men smiles
               Oh no

               You wanna beat me 'cause you're not all there
               You're dog-brained
               You're shaven necked
               This weekend you did not pull a bird
               So you're having me instead

               Real men
               Lagered-up obscene
               Sniffing the action
               Real man fancies me

               Head all swimming-hating women
               drunk and grinning-neolithic
               King of the real men
               Is looking into my eyes
               I don't believe this
               He's whispering strange desire
               He's gonna drive me home tonight
               Show me what it's all about
               "I'm gonna fuck you up tonight"
               The King of the real men smiles

               King of the real men
               He's the King of the real men
               Oh no